Mr LVS is having a faff around on his phone.

‘Look at this,’ says he, ‘Look at this! Under the Wikipedia entry for Lorton, someone has written that there’s an excellent newly re-opened shop!’

‘Really?’ I reply.

I look.

Then I remember.

‘Oh yes,’ I say, ‘It was me.’,_Cumbria


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